Urban dictionary. loveit

1) Your name?
Dani - A person with lots of layers of goodness, like an onion without the crying and the smell.
"That girls a real dani."

2) Your age?
Eighteen - The day your life officially ends. [hahahahah!]

3) One of your friends?
Kaleb - Derived from the word God. Also a phrase for the hottest person alive to ever step foot on earth and any other planets he has been on. Mars, Jupiter, Urnaus, and Saturn. Common name for a black man that has mass skills. When girls talk about who is hot and they dont want some boy to here they will substitute their name with Kaleb.

5) Favorite 3 colors?
Pink - slang reference to the vagina.
Teal - A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
Silver - It's all good; everything is all good.

6) Birthplace?
New Orleans - One of the best fucking cities in the usa.A great place to party.Also known as home of Mardi Gras and Jazz.If you have anything bad to say about the N.O then fuck off.

7) Month of your birth?
June - The month the hottest people in the world are born

8) Last person you talked to?
Cameron - (n.) A man-whore, whose only interest in girls is that they "be at least SOMEWHAT pretty." & have tits. (adj.) To describe a small penis. [bahahahhahahaha!]

9)Favorite Animal?
Zebra - TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra

10) One of your nicknames?
DanDan - very clumsy, can easily lose her stuff(even if it is very large objects), cannot hear what people say, likes to dance in her room randomly, like to say "ur face" insults. [mreh.]

Phahaha. Just wanted to have some funnnn.

xoxo DannDann